New Terms: Old-Man Ass

Ah, football season...what a delightful time of the year! Sundays spent on the couch with family, food & beer while aggressively screaming at the television every time your team, as well as your individual fantasy players ef up (unfortunately - I've done a lot of yelling as of late particularly after this past Sunday's Giants @ Patriots game. & the fact I lost my fantasy game to my brother who just screamingly laughed in my ear since he's the worst team in the league.)

Moving on, one of my favorite things about football season is not only the hours of entertainment, but also the fact that I'm still learning the game. Now when I first started getting really into football (season of 2008 - not the best for the Patriots seeing as Brady got knocked out within the first 8 minutes but that's not the point) I had no flippin' idea what I was watching & I was only allowed a few questions a game so I had to find different ways to amuse myself.

Cue me staring at men's bums in tight football pants.

Now realistically, not all men are going to have very nice assets because it really doesn't have much bearing on how well they play BUT for the most part, running backs, wide-receivers & QBs have very nice bums.

Examples:

Mr. Tom Brady (obvi I start with him.) Not a fabulous bum, but added with who he is I can't get enough of it.

Ugh, I feel shame adding this pic as a Patriots fan but as a woman, well...you can see why Sanchez is added here.

Reggie Bush. Not sure I have to say much more.

Now...while a good majority of the men look good that's not the point of this particular post (although, I kind of got away from the point while Googling bum images) so to continue on to the point: with all good things, there tends to be a downside.

BEWARE: this image may burn your retinas so proceed with caution:

Ew ew ew ew EW...note the saggy-ness. The jock strap line. The general aura of old, past your primeness.

Favre was the founding member of the Old-man Ass but he certainly won't be the last, so proceed with caution whilst ogling as the OMA can strike at any time.